Mac doesn't need help. Mac needs an audience. Mac, professional mooch and apartment-dweller who's never actually owned a credit card or bank account or, honestly, a bath towel that he isn't stealing from his roommate, doesn't need help. He needs, like Jesus did, a witness.
"Dude, I am inventing the most strenuous-" dramatic groan- "core-strengthening exercise there is. I need a patent."
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Mac doesn't need help. Mac needs an audience. Mac, professional mooch and apartment-dweller who's never actually owned a credit card or bank account or, honestly, a bath towel that he isn't stealing from his roommate, doesn't need help. He needs, like Jesus did, a witness.
"Dude, I am inventing the most strenuous-" dramatic groan- "core-strengthening exercise there is. I need a patent."