"Mostly it sucks," he says with the casualness of someone who has gotten to say this a lot recently. "But I deal with it and I don't have to bite anybody here, so that's about as good as it gets."

"I'm like, not a real old or powerful vampire or anything. The real old ones have been around for like thousands of years and they kind of want to kill everyone else and are real good at it, and I guess the spirit world is busted or something. At least that's what the werewolves think about it. That's how the Apocalypse is turning out."