"That's not how theft works, dummy." Mac has an incredible ability to sound very confident as he's about to spout relative nonsense, and the fact that he's talking to a child adds to that. "This champagne is mine as much as anyone else's, which mean it's really a you snooze, you lose situation for everyone else, including you."

He clicks his teeth and makes a little fingerguns gesture at her, champagne bottle now conspicuously sitting like a terrible-formed pregnancy belly under his clothing.