Kevin blows out a big breath as he considers how many words it's gonna take him to successfully background this story. He puts one hand on the back of a chair and leans.

"Alright so like. Being a vampire is a secret. The like, vampire government is all 'don't nobody go and tell all the alive people about vampires cause it will be real bad' and that's true so we don't. Except when me and my friends were all doing the end of the world thing, we kind of got caught on camera fighting some monsters? And that was actually part of this one dude's whole plan anyway, but- nevermind that part."

He makes a sweeping motion with his other hand to shove that detail aside.

"Anyway. We got way famous real fast cause of that, but because fighting monsters is good that got spun like we were heroes and stuff so that made us important. I was never important before but being important means that suddenly all these other vampires wanted to be in good with me in case they could get some important off me or find out something important. And like... I try not to be a petty dude, you know?"

He shrugs, smiling.

"But man. After getting treated like street gum for years and years, that was real funny."