"I think I got about half of that, so I'm going to arbitrarily guess that the third one is the lie," Sylvain says cheerfully. He's holding a plate with a slice of cake on it, but he's more occupied with moving it around with his fork knife (sigh!) than actually attempting to eat it. Look, even he has standards, of a sort.

"- I mean, dye makes sense, and dances make sense. But I don't think I've ever heard of dye that's especially for hair, and homecoming...I have an idea in the most literal sense, but I get the feeling there's something more to it than that."