A...whuh? [Dan looks back and forth between Guts and the machete.] That might be something lost in translation. Honestly, my skills with blades are a fucking disgrace.

[He defaults almost always to cudgels, bats or staves, if he's not just cutting to the quick of it and using firearms.]

But I'd be willing to learn if you're willing to teach. I'm a hardy student. I don't say boo about a bad grade, Smalls.

[Get it, it's funny because Guts is more than a foot taller than him.]