Bunny raises his eyebrows first a little at the statement of his generosity, then further at the request for bacon.
"I'm the Easter Bunny," he clarifies, just to remind Ian that gifting mortals is not a small part of his reputation. "What did you expect me to be, on the stingy side? But to tell you the truth I wouldn't know what to do with a side of bacon if you slapped me with it."
There aren't exactly any hog wallows in this garden. And he doesn't exactly eat meat.
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"I'm the Easter Bunny," he clarifies, just to remind Ian that gifting mortals is not a small part of his reputation. "What did you expect me to be, on the stingy side? But to tell you the truth I wouldn't know what to do with a side of bacon if you slapped me with it."
There aren't exactly any hog wallows in this garden. And he doesn't exactly eat meat.