Wowwwww. I'd be super impressed, but I'm mostly just bummed now that I can't recruit someone so amazing.

[The weighty slump of a scrawny, shrimpy teen against Bunny's back. Can you feel his disappointment? You're just teasing him now.]

But how am I supposed to know how things work in alternate universes? I barely know how it works overseas! Do you still hide eggs and all that, or is that not actually a thing where you come from?