Bad news: the combination of bleach and ectoplasm-slash-goo-slash-placenta(?) creates a caustic, foul mushroom cloud of gas that smells like if you drowned a body in a swimming pool and then captured the most unpleasant scents from both the bloated corpse and the pool filter.
It's also liable to knock anyone who breathes it in longer than a few seconds out on the ground, with a little more leeway for people who are exceptionally large.]
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Bad news: the combination of bleach and ectoplasm-slash-goo-slash-placenta(?) creates a caustic, foul mushroom cloud of gas that smells like if you drowned a body in a swimming pool and then captured the most unpleasant scents from both the bloated corpse and the pool filter.
It's also liable to knock anyone who breathes it in longer than a few seconds out on the ground, with a little more leeway for people who are exceptionally large.]