Dan laughs at that. "Oh, no. Nothing like that. We were dirt broke and I ain't ever passed that threshold."

There have been times where, if he weren't so excellent at sabotaging himself, he might have been able to maintain steady work and find stability, but Dan's a champion marksman at shooting himself in the foot.

"The way I see it, this is better than jail is in my world, so if I've got to be stuck listening to folks telling me what to do, might as well be a place where the bathroom stalls got doors." He stamps some hearts on a valentine. "But yeah, a farm. Nothing like all this here. We had cows, we had horses, we had chickens and a goat. I miss them."