Might ask you to carry a box or work security on the day of too, so, don't throw your back out on Good Friday.

[he's deflecting as hard as he can with humor, and maybe with someone other than Dan it'd work.]

The plan right now is to scout ahead for an egghunt site but I'm gonna need a perimeter guard to make sure the kids don't get out and nothing else gets in.

[one single hunt site. Just one. That's all he can expect to manage and it is just shy of infuriating him.]