I'm up here doing things to vent covers and human-sized duct work that are probably similar to the things you're doing to cameras.

[He just folds his hands over his chest, like he's perfectly relaxed, grinning.]

We're being good little worker bees. Can you imagine, in a rig this big, how hard it is for them to do regular security camera and duct work inspections? We're doing them a favor.

[He tsks.]

It's hard to find good help these days, especially with the company running on such a thin profit margin.