[Dan fakes offense just long enough to make sure that Planker's going to go for the broken robot.]

I'll have you know God made me in His image like He did anyone else, and that I ain't homosexual. Christ, you're getting it all wrong, ain't you? Let me help you with that.

[And the second Planker bends down, Dan grabs him. He's fairly certain that he can't hold Planker for long - dude's built like an industrial power plant - but Stacia said she only needs a moment, and this is what backup's for.]