[Dan doesn't so much politely look away as take on the impersonal and disinterested air of a medical professional or anyone else for whom nude bodies aren't a source of shame or titillation so much as just another thing that exists in plenty in the world. If he made a big deal of it, that'd be much more uncomfortable for everyone.]

If you don't mind me saying, your accent's a little off. [Dan switches into an uncanny imitation of Planker, which would be perfect except for the fact that Dan can't mask that distinct airy rasp his voice has that always makes it sound as if he's on day two of a nasty case of strep throat.] Can you imitate this accent or might would you rather I could do all the talking? I might could pretend I have to be your assistant all night because I couldn't do ten pullups during training.