Let Robbie introduce you to this thing called metaphor, Brand. It really spruces up your life and your vocabulary. For example, Robbie personally finds he almost never his to start throwing F-bombs to get across his frustration.

“Noted. You don’t do metaphor. Just be prepared to really regret that someday because I will play the long game on being a weisenheimer.” The advanced warning might be a tweak too far, but enh. He’s either going to laugh or be grumpy, and he’s already that.

The grimace makes Robbie move quickly, suddenly up on his knees instead of sitting on his butt. “Seriously, are you okay? I can get Brainy - he’s basically a doctor.”