[Cain raises an eyebrow at the theatrics, at first. But he waits until a few of the other New Hires have talked the man first, occupying himself in the meantime with pushups close enough to gauge the tone of their conversation but far enough not to be suspicious, then deems it safe enough to casually approach him, wiping sweat from his forehead.]

That was quite the impression of Planker, earlier. Even if I can't quite imagine his usage of the word "bumhole".

[He smiles, self-consciously.]

What's a man like you doing nothing on company time, instead of being - and I imagine vastly preferably - literally anywhere else, while doing the same thing?