It's a little hard getting an audience with Dickwash, but you can do it by either fucking up or kissing up. The kissing up takes longer. You'd have to go to them and say you want to be a good little corporate drone. They'll probably put you to work on small things until they think they can trust you with a big thing.
[He's mostly steered clear of Dickwash but has seen how it works.]
As for field work, never trust anything you see. You see a cute little bird? Might be a piranha bird. Something calls for help from the trees? Might not be human.
[His brows furrow.]
You also might meet people who are New. That's...tougher to navigate.
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It's a little hard getting an audience with Dickwash, but you can do it by either fucking up or kissing up. The kissing up takes longer. You'd have to go to them and say you want to be a good little corporate drone. They'll probably put you to work on small things until they think they can trust you with a big thing.
[He's mostly steered clear of Dickwash but has seen how it works.]
As for field work, never trust anything you see. You see a cute little bird? Might be a piranha bird. Something calls for help from the trees? Might not be human.
[His brows furrow.]
You also might meet people who are New. That's...tougher to navigate.