"What? Unfair." Dave looks almost offended by Tenten's casual flex, pausing just briefly in his enthusiastic eating. "I'm basically a goddamn ninja and I didn't get magic freshness powers, aside from being fresh as fuck in general but that's not really applicable to food. I mean, I guess I could just rewind anything that rots and get the same effect but that kinda seems like an irresponsible use of time travel? And also I don't know if it'd get rid of any rotsmell."

The way he rambles after a while starts to seem less directed at actual people are more like he's just talking to himself, volume petering off a bit into mumbling. It's weird. No one could be blamed for just tuning him out, but he nudges Catra's led under the table with his foot and, oh, maybe he's still talking to them after all.

"See? This is what junk food is for. Don't listen to Planet Fitness here, when push comes to the end of the goddamn world, Doritos are gonna last a lot longer than a head of cabbage. Thinking long term is the key to hoarding snacks for those of us without innate refrigerator powers."