"First of all, I named him, second, you are wrong, because Iggyfyr is a very useful and cool and dignified dragon." Especially when he's sprawled on his favorite rock with his wings all higgledy-piggledy and one paw over his head.
"First one. I'm fast and I'm tough, and I punch above my weight class. Some other stuff, too." Like being impossible to ambush, and punching through brick walls. "My friend Maggie is the one with the fireballs, though actually she uses stun and lightning more."
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"First of all, I named him, second, you are wrong, because Iggyfyr is a very useful and cool and dignified dragon." Especially when he's sprawled on his favorite rock with his wings all higgledy-piggledy and one paw over his head.
"First one. I'm fast and I'm tough, and I punch above my weight class. Some other stuff, too." Like being impossible to ambush, and punching through brick walls. "My friend Maggie is the one with the fireballs, though actually she uses stun and lightning more."