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Peter B. Parker ☢ Spider-Man ([personal profile] stickypete) wrote in [community profile] goneawayworld 2020-07-10 06:33 am (UTC)

[Deadpan.]

Honestly, I'd even take interpretative dance over this.

[Ugh, they might as well get crackin'.]

[Peter sighs.]

I might as well kick things off. [He draws up his shoulders and tries to think of something that is actually honest without being too serious. (They may as well work up to the serious stuff and hope they don't have to go too far into Deep Insecurities.)]

[He shouts into the woods:]

I know Marvin the hot dog cart guy promised me hot dogs for life for saving him from that falling rubble the one time, but I did the math once on how much one hot dog a day for ten years probably cost him and I'm really starting to worry I'm taking advantage. What kind of person does that make me?

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