"I mean, what kind of prep can we take? If I had everything I normally have, I wouldn't touch that thing til Bit and Maggie had a go at it - they're a shaman and a mage, respectively," she says, for the benefit of those who don't know. "But I got nothin' other than trying it and seeing what happens or... not doin' that. It's your skin. If you wanna try it, I'm game."

Too many unresolved variables, but that's nothing new. Most of Saturday's life choices have boiled down to picking a direction at random and going for it.