It's Honestly a Terrible Plan

[piper90npcs]

Who: Almost everyone
What: Dan uses his stripper powers for good, Stacia teaches everyone a brainhack, just about everyone throws a riot. Operation Honeyplank is a go.
Where: All around the Rig
When: After some network plotting.
Warnings/Notes: Attempted seduction, brain hacking, violence, likelihood of swearing.

The Rig is large and city-like enough that it never truly sleeps, and that is all the more true now that it's disgustingly humid all the time. It's the last dinner shift and even the workaholic execs are starting to call it a night, but the ambient noise keeps everyone aware that there's still life all around them, that the Rig is something of an organism as much as a vehicle.

In the mess hall, people are starting to clear off their plates and the hires on bus duty are wiping down tables. Some are lingering around the tables chit-chatting, mostly speculating about just how cruel and dangerous Planker's new obstacle test, which he boasted about to them at the end of their last session, is going to be tomorrow. Some are on chore duty and doing dishes. Some are starting to head back to their rooms.

And others are setting up to, as Madonna says, start causing a commotion.

Comments

[greyerrant]

Loken stands up, obviously a signal that someone should feign being mad at him as well, thighs bumping into the table and knocking it back a bit, enough to upset several meal trays if anyone is sitting near by.

[garmr]

So it looks like there's about to be a Huge Guy fight, because one of those knocked over trays has Guts slowly standing up to meet him. Whatever it is he's pretend-mad about, he's got a pretty convincing 'I'm going to kill you' face about it.

"If that's how you really feel, no point in really talkin' it out more."

He'll flip the table at Loken. With all of its contents.

[greyerrant]

Loken is thoroughly splattered, and snarls, taking an exaggerated moment of wipe off the nastiness that is Jorgmund cooking, then lunges at Guts, leading with a fist to the face, an obvious haymaker so Guts can dodge, bind, or otherwise deal with it, obviously loath to actually injure his friend but anxious to make it look good.

[garmr]

While Loken cleans himself off, he'll take a few steps back to SQUARE UP on the other end. Weaving away from the punch heading for his face leaves him bumping into another table, which he'll tip onto its side to make some more room (and an even bigger mess).

Guts telegraphs his counter attack for Loken, squatting low and getting ready to leap forward and barrel them both somewhere into another part of the cafeteria.

[greyerrant]

Loken rolls with the tackle and manages to entangle and down a third person, an unsuspecting Jorgmund drone as they go to the ground, rolling and smashing Guts up against tables overturning plates and making a mess of guts and covering him in poorly cooked food, though not actuallly hurting him much. There is something vaguely comedic about the food fight and the giant warrior is maybe having a little trouble keeping a straight face.