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piper90npcs ([personal profile] piper90npcs) wrote in [community profile] goneawayworld2020-06-09 10:37 pm

Corona [OPEN]

Who: The New Hires and Planker
What: Fun
Where: The Gym
When: Post-plot.
Warnings/Notes: Foul language from Planker.

The first warning the New Hires have is that some of them quietly get pulled aside by various members of the staff before training even starts. Not only does this mean that some of the personnel had to wake up extra early, already a warning sign, but they don't mention why. They just take a few key people aside.

The second warning is when Planker walks in, whistling a cheerful tune and wearing a smile like a man with a three foot erection. "All right, you miserable fucking reprobates! Big Daddy Planker has heard your complaints about his training methods. Pity the Princess got transferred out, she could feel the love today." He paces in front of the assembled crew, doing his best to show off every little tooth. "And, believe you me, that's the only love that exists for you little shits! God doesn't love you, He's dead! I killed Him! He came upon me in His divine glory while I was showering and didn't duck fast enough when I turned around to face Him! And if you anorchous shit-stuffers don't want to be buried in the same fucking hole, you'll straighten those fucking backs and pay attention!"

He snaps his fingers, directing everyone's attentions to a series of chambers. Clear material forms the walls and the rest promises an obstacle course. "This is your obstacle course! And you are mine! I have permission to keep you here until I get bored! And if that means you blowzy copremetics will all get through this course." He slams his hand against one of the walls, then jabs a finger at the first person to catch his attention. "That means you, filth! Mount that wall, put some effort into it, and go! You! Join them!"

The course is an exercise in sadism, as only Planker could imagine. There are seven chambers.

  • The first room seems simple enough, you simply have to run across. But the floor moves, like treadmills, and each segment is in an opposite direction. When the participant hits the floor an ear-piercing siren starts blaring, increasing in volume with every fall and not ceasing until the course is completed.
  • The second room is a mud crawl under rows of concertina wire that snags and catches at the clothing, with stinging insects there to hurry people along. If the poor unfortunate is too slow, tear gas starts to fill the room.
  • The third room has a set of irregular monkey bars, but they've been greased. It's set above a three foot pit filled with mouse traps straining to go off.
  • The fourth room has, dangling from strings, chattering stun guns at various heights. There are sparking hurdles, as well, wrapped in barbed wire to snag at any clothing and drag people in to the electrified bars. Three double-sided cattle prods rotate like ceiling fans, threatening anyone who gets too close. To add to the stupidity, the floor is covered in tires.
  • The fifth room brings them to a ball pit! But some of the balls are electroshock grenades. Some are glue bombs. And some of them are flashbangs. Both are set to go off on contact.
  • The penultimate room has air rams that go off as the participant drags a dummy (or their partner. Or the previous, possibly unconscious, runner.) through, blasting powerfully enough to knock a man off of his feet. To make things worse, giant strips of fly paper stretch across the room, snaring anyone unfortunate enough to get caught.
  • The seventh, and final, room has something different. Carrying a tool box, the participant has to dash up a spiraling ramp that has alternating barrels and greased ball bearings dropping down at regular intervals. At the end, they have to solve a puzzle and disarm a bomb. If they fail to do it in time, the 'bomb' goes off. Unfortunately for them, Planker isn't allowed to use a real bomb. Instead, the box underneath the bomb springs open, revealing an enraged skunk.


After about the third person starts to go through, Planker will press a button. At that point, the chambers will rise up, revealing wheels, and start to move about the gym in swift circles, controlled via his remote, designed to throw the people inside off-balance and remove any illusion of stable footing. To add salt to the wound, there are cameras in every chamber, capturing every possible humiliation for editing and presenting to whoever Planker sees fit later on.

[[Obviously you don't have to participate. Your character was taken aside for some reason. Otherwise, you can either have your characters run through, react to, or simply have them talk about being forced to undergo this new, improved obstacle course later.]]
heterochrocatic: (044 » Before the sun rises)

[personal profile] heterochrocatic 2020-06-10 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
1. The First Go (Closed to Setsuna)

Catra had been standing next to Setsuna. Despite the fact that Catra adamantly does not have friends (for various reasons, including that she doesn't deserve them anymore), she feels oddly protective of the younger girl. She has her arms crossed, her usual attitude of indifferent disdain being projected because what the hell could this guy do? He couldn't push her any harder than the Horde had.

So when she gets a look at their new obstacle course and is told in no uncertain terms to get in there with Setsuna, her nose wrinkles. She looks like she might refuse, just for a brief moment--then she locks eyes with her roommate and nods.

"Fine, fine, I'm going." She trots after Setsuna, muttering under her breath. "Asshole." She steps up to the entrance of the first chamber, then looks over at her roomie again.

"...Don't slow me down," is what she says. What she probably means is 'can you handle this?' Catra is still bad at this whole talking to people thing.

2. What do you mean I have to do that again? (Closed to Adora)

When Catra emerges from her first run, battered, filthy, tired and reeking of skunk, she thinks at least it's over. That changes when Planker jerks a finger at her and tells her to join Adora back at the start of the course.

"What?!" Catra shrieks in indignation, but the threat of being zapped prods her towards complying. She scrambles past Adora and into the first room, not even pausing to see that she's been followed. She barrels into the next room and dives into the mud, panting as she tries to haul herself through the mess of barbed wire. With Adora behind her and her need to get this over with, it's only a matter of time before something happens--as Adora starts to catch up (hopefully) she'll find adora hopelessly entangled in some wire, her shirt snagged in a half-dozen places as Catra's angry flailing only makes it worse.

"Get me--! OUT! OF HERE!"

3. This sucks (Open)

After having had to run the damn obstacle course at least twice (and possibly more than twice) Catra has finally been permitted a chance at rest. She has her head tilted back, coughing and gasping as she drains a water bottle over her eyes to help clear out the stinging, nauseating tear gas that's still clinging to every part of her. She's going to have to shower for as long as possible to get his out of her fur and she's still bristling with anger. She coughs, splutters, then shakes her head to send water droplets flying in every direction. And she smells like, well, a skunk sprayed her.

When someone steps too close, she snaps.

"What the fuck do you want? Don't fucking touch me!"
passifloraincarnata: (leave me here to lion and the den)

[personal profile] passifloraincarnata 2020-06-10 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Setsuna takes in a slow breath, breathes in and out, the deliberated nature of it the only indication of her worries beyond the stiff lines of her face and the look of stony, unsettled determination in her eyes. Planker looks far too happy about any of this for it to be as straightforward as a simple endurance trap could be. But she doesn't really have any idea just how much he's capable of, yet; the ambient agonies of what the strange Stuff-infused "executives" demanded of her still haven't entirely shaken themselves off, however. She thought she understood this place's limits, or at least its inadequacies, but if the Stuff can do things like that to the Rig ... and they have access to Stuff to enhance their own projects ... she's no longer convinced Planker, left to his own "devices", couldn't work up something truly nasty.

So she's real nervous, now, in ways she hadn't been about him before.

And she also wants to make a good impression on Catra, who's almost certainly seen her in the training area practicing and sparring but hasn't yet seen Setsuna tested ... and she knows her roommate will care about whether she can hold it together in the long haul. She would, in Catra's position; she did.

"Don't worry," she says, evenly, perhaps too carefully. "I won't." And, at least for the first few rooms, it turns out, even her own worries don't get in her way, and she really doesn't. She starts to think they can do this.

Then a stun bolt catches her in the shoulder, catches her arm against an electrified barbed wire, and all she can think of is the way the pain curling up her arm like a crawling thorn feels so unpleasantly familiar - and she doesn't hear the strangled, too-slowly-choked-back noise she makes in response, not exactly, but she does feel it, all the same.
heterochrocatic: (049 » And I hope I never get sober)

[personal profile] heterochrocatic 2020-06-10 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Catra is focused, doing her best to weave around dangling stun guns and hurdle barbed-wire obstacles. It helps that this is the kind of thing she's used to. She's fast, agile, light on her feet--this sort of thing is easy for her on a good day, even after having to deal with mud and mouse traps. So when she hears Setsuna, it startles her, pulls her out of her rhythm. She's mid leap and teeters as she comes down on a tire, barely managing to keep her footing.

"Setsuna--?" She turns to look for her roommate, sees her caught on wire and electric current. Part of her says leave. Setsuna would slow her down. Look out for number one. Don't make trouble for yourself by bothering with others. It's not like anyone is going to look out for you.

But Setsuna has been kind and understanding. She's a good kid. Catra growls and turns back, trying to avoid the sweep of a cattle prod and not succeeding. There's a yowl of pain and she jerks forward, a small hole singed in her shirt, stumbles--then reaches out to try and tug Setsuna away from the wire.

"Come on!"
passifloraincarnata: (and make it simple)

[personal profile] passifloraincarnata 2020-06-10 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sorry - I -" Setsuna's face is raggedy pale, the breath all gone out of her suddenly, eyes slightly shocky. "I'm sorry," she gasps, again, before she can get her own feet under her. "I don't know what came over me -" She's mumbling as much to herself as to Catra, grabbing the older girl's hand unexpectedly tightly. It takes her a moment to get her breathing under control - a moment they both barely don't have, as another prod swings menacingly at them and Setsuna doesn't so much duck as do a controlled stumble away from it, visibly still blown. It shoves her up against Catra's back and she sees the singe mark left behind. "Oh no - it got you too - because of me ..." She fumbles a hand loosely near where the hole was left, then forcefully steadies herself against Catra's back with it.

"Dammit. Let's just - keep going ..." she manages to grit out, despite the sweat on her forehead. "This is nothing."

Maybe if she keeps telling herself that, it will be.

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[personal profile] princesspower 2020-06-11 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wait, she already-" Adora starts to object as Catra's shoved past her, but she doesn't get a chance to say much else. Instead she's forced after her and with a low growl of irritation she goes in after her friend. She can handle the first room easily enough. It's not nearly as bad as some of the stuff they put them through in the Fright Zone. Room Two is where it gets interesting.

She comes crawling up to Catra, swatting at a stinging insect.

"Catra - Catra! Calm down, you're just making it worse-!"

She's trying to find where Catra is caught so she can free her, but she's starting to think just tearing the whole thing off might be a good idea.
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[personal profile] heterochrocatic 2020-06-11 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Stop telling me it's my fault and just help me, idiot!" Catra hisses at Catra, tugging useless at her arm. Her shirt, already singed and torn from her first run is rapidly starting to fall to pieces as she rends holes in it through her struggling.

"Stop being so useless! I thought you were some kind of stupid hero!"
princesspower: (Passion is crashing as we speak)

[personal profile] princesspower 2020-06-11 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"I didn't say it was - ugh."

Adora grits her teeth and shuts up as she jsut gives Catra a yank and tears her free, finally. So much for the shirt, but at least Catra's not tangled up anymore.

"Just move!"

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[personal profile] pasthole 2020-06-19 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Karkat was dragging himself over here to crash on/against one of the benches along the edge of the room. For just a moment, he was about to relax. Instead he whirls, his expression a snarl.

"Sure, like I want anything to do with a smelly wet-furred alien! As if this day would not be complete without me compounding my already unbearable stink problems! I am so sorry I have impugned upon your space with my mighty need to get my prongs all up on whatever your fucking problem is!"

A uniquely Vantasian torrent of vitriol just comes flying out of his mouth like a dam has burst.
heterochrocatic: (208 » And story time)

[personal profile] heterochrocatic 2020-06-19 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fuck you!" Catra snarls, glaring at the grey kid who has the audacity to get angry back at her. She's way too tired to try and get physical but her anger is bubbling and boiling away like some sort of fucked up soup that's been simmering for like, five hours longer than it needed to and has since become a much overcooked mess.

"Everyone here calls me a fucking alien! What the hell is your problem? I don't have to look like you to be a person!"
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[personal profile] pasthole 2020-06-19 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Karkat's eyes roll so very, very hard. He lets himself slump back, sitting on the floor with shoulders against the bench because gravity is an ass and his legs are traitors.

"Oh excrete me a fucking river and join the club. I'm dealing with the exact same human horseshit! You may not have noticed, but you're not the only unlucky barkbeast ward getting shunted through the razor circus here!"

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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-06-12 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
1. F*ck The Police (closed to Remy/Gambit)

Saturday runs into Gambit, quite literally, in the third room, when she misses a trick and has to rapidly course-correct to avoid a mousetrappin'.

"Motherfucker - ow - sorry, dude."

And now she's dangling from one monkeybar, hand aching, looking very tired and very disgruntled. She could swing up and get a better positioning, balance properly on the structure, but -

She fought for twelve hours the other day, slept for six, and now this shit. Frankly, she's considering just brute-forcing through and taking the damn punishment; she could punch through most of this if she tried. Her patience, never a deep well, is thoroughly spent.

"I am going to kill Planker, before I leave this place," she mutters, and means it the way only someone who's killed before can.

2. An Elf Plots Revenge

Saturday is sitting cross-legged in a corner, watching Planker, drinking water, and reeking of skunk. She's watching him like a tiger watches the man at the circus with the cattle prod. The only thing between Planker and death is the shock collar around her spine. She knows it. He should know it, if he's not an idiot. And anyone watching knows it, too. She's not being subtle; she's at the end of her rope.

As you watch, she takes another long drink, without taking her eyes off Planker.

Maybe you should make sure she isn't about to do anything stupid.
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[personal profile] takenalive 2020-06-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Alloran is morphing off a broken leg, going from big Andalite to his five-four Aria form. It's grotesque. There is shriveling, there are soft and horrible noises, there's a certain amount of writhing, some sprung mousetraps are sucked against him and rattle to the ground as the fur they've caught vanishes, it's bad. At the end of it he's human-shaped and crouching barefoot on the floor, unwittingly at an angle that shows the morph's cleavage off.

"It doesn't smell as bad to a human nose," he says, surprised, blinking. Not that he got that far himself.
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-06-12 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
" - whoa." Saturday blinks, startled out of her simmer by the incredible act of body horror in front of her. "Dude, that is gnarly."
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[personal profile] takenalive 2020-06-12 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That startles a chuckle out of him, and he's surprised by his own reaction, touching his lips with what he thinks of as thick, numbed human fingers.

"I'm used to it, but it is horrible, I know. It doesn't hurt." It sure looks like it should hurt. "There are certain people who can control the course of it so it's not so terrible. Mostly women. It's the science, you know."

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[personal profile] kingofneworleans 2020-06-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"No worries, petite." Remy is still swatting a few insects out of his hair, taking a look at the monkeybars, then down at the mousetraps. His uniform has definitely been snagged a few times.

He considers it another few moments before looking up. "You able to pull yourself up, Saturday? Wouldn' want you gettin' hurt."

There's a plan happening behind those strange eyes, after all.
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-06-12 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"I could..." Saturday eyes him for a second, and then does so, swinging herself up and and around to balance on the metal beams. "An' I'm pretty sure the point of this is to make people hurt."

Which is why Planker has to die. This thought has been sustaining her. It's one thing to get frustrated with the tough bastards, but he's making everyone run this thing. Or at least, that's clearly his intent. This course could seriously hurt someone, or even kill them, but got forbid Planker's peepee feel tiny and soft for even a moment.

"You know, we could solve a lot of problems if someone just hooked Planker up with a discreet script for viagra, poor man."

She sincerely hopes the videos have audio pickup.
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[personal profile] kingofneworleans 2020-06-12 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ya, mebbe so. But if we figure out ways NOT to get hurt? All de better, I'm t'inkin'."

He reaches up, ripping off a bit of snagged fabric and rolling it into a ball. Glancing up at Saturday, he waits until he's certain she's settled on up there. Then he lets his powers go for one of the first times since he'd arrived on the Rig.

The ball of fabric suddenly makes a high-pitched squeal, glowing with a purplish-pink energy. Then Remy flicks it out into the center of the floor, where it goes up with a loud paff. Most importantly, though, the force of the explosion sets off the nearest mousetrap, which causes a DIFFERENT chain reaction as the mousetraps bounce around, each of them snapping shut on air, thanks to the vibrations in the floor and air.

It takes a couple of minutes, but Remy straights with a grin as the last mousetrap settles. "Might not be all of dem, but I'd reckon it's safe 'nough to walk 'cross now."

Remy grins up at Saturday. "Man like dat don' do discreet, though. Better off jus' bein' straight forward 'bout it."

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[personal profile] tarnishedavenger 2020-06-13 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Armstrong had done much better than her. The only real slowdown point he'd suffered had been the ball pit, and he's still coated in glue and plastic balls. It gives him an absurd, almost polka-dotted look. Even by his standards, that many flashbangs and shock balls was... Excessive, and if it weren't for his enhancements, he'd probably still be in there. He's quietly impressed by everyone else who managed to power through.

Most importantly, he hadn't been skunked.

He's still making his way over to various people. Whispering advice in their ears for people who hadn't run it yet. Having a quiet word for people who had. It's Saturday's turn.

He settles down near her, plucking a ball off of his forearm and tossing it her way. "The eighth of VIPER's Twenty Scales says that you should always strike against your enemies, but never from a vulnerable position." They were always vulnerable here. "The Twenty Scales are largely idiotic, but there are a few good ones on the list. Something that isn't on there, but probably should be, is the wisdom of being able to hide in the grass. That way, when a strike does come, it's not immediately obvious where it came from or who should be suspected."

In other words, she's being a little too obvious.
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-06-13 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Saturday bats the ball away in a sharp, angry movement, not taking her eyes off Planker.

"Don't condescend to me, dude," she says in a low voice. "I can handle myself."
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[personal profile] tarnishedavenger 2020-06-13 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're being too obvious. If Planker has an accident any time soon, I'd suspect either Catra or you, just going off of how we're acting after running through this. Think about who's watching, what's recording." There are cameras, Saturday. And they're watching everyone's reactions.

He plucks another ball off, tossing it aside.

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[personal profile] just_rogue 2020-06-18 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
1. Open to any stage and anyone

The obstacle course wasn’t necessarily high tech, but it was effective she had to give it that. If she hadn’t spent what felt like half her life training in a gym designed to simulate life or death battle this might intimidate her.

As it was she worked her way through each room with a grim determination and a mind to give that blowhard cuss bucket a piece of her mind when she got to the end. It wasn’t so much the swearing that made her upset as the way he expected people who weren’t prepared for this sort of thing to survive it. This was sadistic and he was a bully and those were two things she couldn’t abide.

It hadn’t taken long before she stumbled over, nearly literally, the first fallen new hire. Rogue extended a hand to lift them to their feet and offered a shoulder to keep them upright.

“Ain’t exactly the Danger Room, but it ain’t so different either. Come on now Sugah, just keep on yer feet, and Ah’ll help, we’ll get through this like a piece of cake.”

Rogue hefted the fallen new hire along and started forward again.



2. Alls well that ends. Open after the course

She felt like she could have done more, maybe should have done more but the point, she’d been told, was to make people push themselves. Hours later and a good hours cool down walk and she was still sore over it all.

“Fat lotta good it does if someone pushes themselves ta death.” She muttered, unhappy about the entire things but very upset that her gloves had taken a beating from a few of the ball pit grenades. They'd been damned near ruined, glued, and scored and scorched from a flashbang that went off too close.

It’d been fortunate that no one had been seriously hurt, though there were a few that stunk to high heaven if you were too close or downwind. Her ability to hover, even as minor as it was, had saved her that indignity.

“Never thought Ah’d miss havin’ a Sentinel up in mah face, but this about did it.” Rogue ran a bare hand back through her skunk streaked hair and tried to find a place she could mend her gloves or requisition a new pair.
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After the course...and a bath

[personal profile] kingofneworleans 2020-06-19 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Remy was only just out of his own bath. Because his first thought when seeing the bomb hadn't been, "How do you disarm this thing?"

No, it had been 'controlled explosion'.

The skunk hadn't been impressed with his critical thinking skills.

Neither had Planker, either, but Remy didn't actually care what he thought.

His hair was slicked back as he made his way through the living area, just wanting a chance for some rest. However, he heard that particular set of phrases in a particularly beloved accent (even if they were on the outs back home in his time). It was enough to make him change direction. "Ain't so sure dat I'm of de same opinion. Dat Planker, he's a salaud if I ever seen one, but a Sentinel? Least de rest of us can punch dat guy."

Whereas she was probably one of the few on the Rig who could punch a Sentinel.
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[personal profile] just_rogue 2020-06-20 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
That Remy might detonate the bomb rather than disarm it was perfectly Remy. He had a special brand of creative problem-solving one which often involved explosions.

Rogue heard a voice and from the first two words knew the lips that had spoken. She froze in her tracks and then spun on her heel to see the tall cajun looking like he just came from a day at the spa.

Her heart hammered in her chest and emotions warred over which would greet him, in the end, amused appreciation won out. "Ah shoulda known this train woulda picked up a few rats ta go with the rest of us misfits." Her words sounded more playfully bantering than insulting.

The southern belle's standoffishness lasted another moment before Remy was on the receiving end of a rushed and very careful hug. "Yer always a sight for sore eyes, LeBeau."
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[personal profile] kingofneworleans 2020-06-20 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Remy's brand of problem solving had definitely been called special before. Usually by Scott Summers and...not meant in a good way.

His smile was lopsided, obviously amused by the banter. But before he had a chance to reply, he had his arms full of Southern belle and when was the last time she'd hugged him because she was happy to see him and not because...

Well. Enough that she was.

He wrapped his arms around her on autopilot, no hesitancy because he was always happy to have her close. "Can say de same t'ing 'bout you, chère." He was just as careful with the hug as she was out of long habit. "Anyway. You're a river rat, so we're in de same boat."

Just a little teasing. She'd think something was wrong if he didn't.

He started to raise his hands to frame her face, then paused and muttered something off color under his breath. "Gonna have to requisition some gloves."

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[personal profile] pasthole 2020-06-19 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Don't You Just Want To Go Apeshit? (Open to whoever calls dibs)

People are starting to go through the course a few at a time, and something's up with that short, grey alien kid with the horns.

He hasn't stopped staring at Planker, and it's not a good stare. Totally focused, spine straight, fists tight, a muscle in his jaw jumping as astonishment fades away into fury.

Karkat has hated people before. A lot. Hard. This, though... this is different. It's not like hating the world, the game, or Jorgmund, because it's pinpointed on one specific person right in front of him. It's not like hating his idiot friends because there are no weird intercuttings of regret, responsibility, or grudging respect to temper it. It's pure, platonic hate, and the speed with which it has taken root is incredible.

He's not sure what he's about to do, but he's drawing in a big breath to do something that will almost certainly make this whole situation worse.

Stop him, maybe?

2. Seeing Double (Open)

"DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME!"

"I AM YOU, YOU SHITPANNED PIECE OF TRASH!"

There's a loud and horrible-smelling commotion tumbling out of the far end of the course.

"GREAT! WELL I HAVE ONE ME I'M NOMINATING TO STOP BEING ME AND IT'S YOU!"

"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE!"

"IT DOES! I'M THE REAL ME AND YOU AND YOUR NUB-ROTTING REEK CAN FUCK OFF!"

Karkat looks like shit. He's bruised and singed and sticky, wearing an expression that can't kill but is making a serious attempt, and one of him smells like death.

There have been two of Karkat for a bit now, as it happens. He resorted to splitting a copy of himself off with his noospheric powers when he needed to unstick himself from a wall. That was surprisingly helpful for a lot of this mess, but then he got attacked by whatever awful Earth mammal that was and it became a new problem.

Karkat lunges at Karkat with an inarticulate snarl of rage. He wrestles with himself on the floor in a hurricane of choice profanity, hair yanking, gagging, and at least one bite, before one of him manages to decisively plant his hand on the other's face. The two alien teenagers become one exhausted asshole, who drags himself back to his feet and limps to find a spot to sit the fuck down like he wasn't just a one-loser spectacle for all and sundry.

Victory over yourself, it turns out, is incredibly goddamn hollow.